As gandalf the gray once said “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”.

If God wants us to cut the foreskin of our penis, he must want the people from Gaza to suffer. This means we will shoot down any ship getting close to the strip.

What I’m saying is that the first three atempts to stop the leak failed, this fourth one is more likely to fail than those, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to fail. Just in case, you might want to move if you live near the gulf.

Popeye to the rescue of our border! Right?

I am to sinking that south korean ship as this jacket is to gaga fashion crime.

…and lastly I want to thank Mohummad for answering all my prayers.

Well isn’t this awkward?

Tell me about it, I’m doing two Kennedys and they’re both here.

What? I meant you and Jackie.

Yeah, that too.

What do you mean he wants me on his cabinet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I accpet, thank you.

Leave my Dick…Cheney stop eating that stuffing!

Even if you are the first catholic president in the U.S., I still can’t grant you salvation John.

Can you promise me that Marylin will die before Jackie, so I can have some fun?

That I can do.